well i have half a handle of southern comfort left over from my birthday that i need to finish>.< where is a girlfriend when you need one.
Anonymous asked: you = goddamn
i need to start getting into the orlando night life more. I never know when...
If i wanted to hear you talk I’d shove my Hand up your ass and work your...
i can tell when your lying
throwing up popcorn from your own birthday party
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
I fuckin hate phish
the day is upon me
today I am a 21 , ima drink ,smoke and act a goddamn fool.
Your fake eyebrows really freak me out